God's Resume'

I heard you were considering a new manager in your

life. I would like to apply for the job. I believe I am the most qualified candidate. I am the only one that has ever done this job successfully. I was the first manager of human beings. In fact I made them, so naturally I know how humanity works, and what is best to get people back into proper working condition. It will be like having the manufacturer as your personal mechanic.

If this is your first time considering me, I would just like to point out that my salary has already been paid by the blood of my son, Jesus on the cross of Calvary. What I need from you is the acknowledgement that the price is sufficient to pay for all of your sin and your independence from Me. I need you to believe this in your heart and to tell somebody else about your decision with your mouth.

The next thing I ask is the right to change and fix your life so you can learn how to stay close to Me. I will make some major changes and revisions. They are not for you to worry about. I need your permission to execute these changes, My way and in My time. I will change your desires and give you the strength to make the changes. Please keep your hands out of the way.

Don't try to help me and don't resist me. I really do need your full commitment and cooperation. If you give me those, the process can go smoothly, without delays.

Yours Sincerely,

God

P.S. I created the heavens and the earth. I AM.

Below is my Resume'

God

Everywhere All over

Every Place 00000

Phone: (123) 456-PRAY

Experience:

From the beginning of time.

Before the beginning of time.

From everlasting to everlasting. I made time.

Ability:

All Powerful

Prior Employment:

Created the universe, put the galaxies in place, formed man. Established heaven and earth by My spoken Word and am currently holding up the world by My power.

Education and Training:

I AM and I have all knowledge.

Character Reference: Love, light, and life (1John 4:16, 1John 1:5, John 14:6). A representative, but by no means conclusive list of other character traits follows:

Wisdom: ...James 1:5

Comfort: ...2 Corinthians 1:3

Truth: ...John 8:32

Healer: ...1 Peter 2:2Strength: ...Phil. 4:13

Strength: ...Phil. 4:13

Forgiveness: ...1 John 1:9

Provider: ...Phil. 4:19

Mercy: ...Ephesians 2:24

Good: ...Matt. 19:17

Peace: ...Romans 14:17

Availability: Willing and ready to take over your life. Able to put your life together again. Will bring all of who I AM into your life. Can start now. Will transform your life if you let Me.

Salary Requirement: Work in your life has already been paid for through the blood of My Son, Jesus. Your only responsibility is to commit initially and on a daily basis. To trust and obey what Jesus has done and wants to do in yourlife. Other references available upon request.

The Twig Is Bent

The child stood sadly looking down,

Staring at something on the ground.

Her mother's words were harsh and sharp;

She felt them tearing her apart.

The silent tears rolled down her cheek,

But still she stood, mute and meek.

She knew somehow she was rejected,

Although physically, she was not neglected.

She wasn't yet in her teens,

Just a tomboy, in bluejeans.

She had learned to live with pain;

Throughout her days, it would remain.

Again her mind wondered, "Why?"

Perhaps she'd know, by and by.

There must be something awfully wrong,

She guessed she'd known it all along.

Maybe it was her own plain looks,

She'd read of it in some books.

How to a mother of unusual beauty,

Her plain child might be an unwanted duty.

But her mother was so fair,

If there was any trouble there,

The fault must surely be her own,

Oh, how she wished that she was grown.

Then she would go away and hide,

While her heart just ached and cried.

Finally the hurting words had ceased,

From their cruel blows she was released.

So she turned and walked away,

She knew better than to stay.

In her room she closed her door,

And cried 'till she could cry no more.

Then she prepared herself for bed,

Washed her face, with eyes so red.

She wished her Mom would hug her tight.

And, just once, kiss her goodnight.

At last she crawled into her bed;

Silently, her prayers were said.

"Please, Lord, just let Mom love me,

And, oh, so good I'll always be."

The years have passed, the scene has changed,

Mother and daughter still remain.

The mother now is growing old,

The child, once warm, has grown so cold.

Somehow, the roles are now reversed,

The mother's last, The daughter's first,

The beauty, too, has been exchanged.

It seems that nature rearranged.

The child, now grown, has beauty fair,

There is none other to compare,

While the mother has grown old and gray,

Her loveliness has passed away.

The mother looks up at her now grown, child,

And tries to please her, with a smile.

But the daughter coldly turns away,

She's much too busy to stop today.

Let the old lady sit awhile,

She's not about to change her style.

She walks out, with no good-bye,

And the old mother starts to cry.

Oh, if she could only just erase,

The coldness from her daughter's face.

If she'd just come and hug her tight,

And kiss her withered face goodnight.

If those lost years she could recall,

She'd live them over, one and all.

She'd give the love, she now so longs to get,

And then be rid of this regret.

But she knows, this can't be so.

Years don't come back, once they go.

So she must live with being spurned,

The things she taught, were so well learned.

So I leave you, with this thought:

Please take heed, least you get caught.

Live long enough and you will see,

As the twig is bent, so grows the tree.

~~Author Unknown~~